Naked Man in the shower:  “Are you local?”

I open my eyes.  A middle-aged, bald soapy guy is standing next to me.

“Yeah, yeah just around the corner,” I say.

“I’ve seen you in here a couple of times.  Do you mostly go to the gym?”

“Yeah mostly…that’s where READ MORE

My wife thinks I’m crazy. My friends shake their heads in bewilderment. Even the cats look at me funny.

Why?

Because I get up in the morning between 4:00 – 4:30am each day apart from the weekends when I generally get up between 5:30 – 6:00am.

Getting up READ MORE

We all love the Internet.  Find out what the Internet knows about you.  And if you’re feeling a bit voyeuristic, try typing this URL in your friends, coworkers, or enemies computer:

http://www.whattheinternetknowsaboutyou.com/

Marc and Angel of Hack Life fame, have created a new website called Makes Me Think.  If you are looking for a change in perspective about life, it’s worth a visit.  Most of the entries, a sampling of which I’ve included below, really make you go READ MORE

Thomas Moreton said that there was no point in keeping a journal if your life didn’t change significantly each day. Well trying to write this journal daily highlights the fact that on a day to day basis my life is pretty much the same or READ MORE

you opened my vein this morning and my soul poured out; now I can’t stop the bleeding.

I wake violently from a dream.  In this dream, I had decided to go back to West Point.  I walk the hollow grounds of the Academy watching the new cadets pinging around the parade field.  I instinctually know that I have to get myself into READ MORE

i don’t know what to make of the credit crunch, the recession, the collapse of the banks and our monetary system.

the system that was never real in the first place appears to be on the verge of collapse if it hasn’t already collapsed and we READ MORE

balance = masturbation + black coffee

(The photo is of me on a training exercise back in the day.  Note:  I have an AK47 in my hand.  Rawdawg will appreciate that.  Click on the photo to see a larger version.)

– Here is a little known fact: by formal education, I am a READ MORE

Contrary to the rumors, I am still around.  I’m sitting in Wetherspoon’s having a burger.  I have about 2 1/2 hours to kill before my flight.  The burger is substandard.  It’s like a barely edible hockey puck.  I don’t think I’ll eat here again.

eat to live —> live to work —> work to eat

repeat…

I had another crazy dream last night.  Maybe some of you who know about dreams can tell what it might mean.

In my dream I was checking into a hotel with a large group of people.  The hotel folks for some reason didn’t have me listed READ MORE

Earlier in the week I watched 28 Weeks Later, which is the sequel to 28 Days Later. The original story in 28 Days Later is about a genetic experiment gone wrong. A group of animal rights activists break into a research facility to liberate the READ MORE