bad airport haiku’s

My flight to Edinburgh has been delayed a couple of hours. I thought I’d pass the time writing some bad airport Haiku’s. Maybe calling them haiku is a stretch seeing how the only thing they have in common are the 5-7-5 syllable pattern. On that note, here’s my attempt:

Airport delays suck
They mess your head and your time
One less kiss stolen

He hit the wall hard
I guess he couldn’t spare the time
Who can these days pal

Oh where oh where is
My plane tonight, not in the
Sky where it belongs

Yeah. Ok. Maybe i should read instead.

I’ve just started Arthur Rimbaud’s Illuminations. Some pretty dark and violence stuff so far.